Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Things I'd Rather Not Do While Pregnant

...but that I've had to do, anyway:

3. Crawl around on my hands and knees picking up minuscule bits of garbage from Spencer's bedroom floor. And I didn't even deal with the half-inch strips of masking tape stuck all over the carpet.

2. Vacuum. Well, I'd rather not do that, anyway. Actually, I'd rather not do anything remotely related to cleaning. It's just that being pregnant is an excuse to whine about it.

1. Have the dreaded This-Is-How-Babies-Are-Made talk with an inquisitive, grossed-out child.

"So, when is the last time that you and Daddy did....that?"

'Nuff said.

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At 10:59 PM, Blogger Dave said...

At least it was masking tape... we have duct tape on everything.

 

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